I swear all I wanted for my birthday next year is a child.
Preferably mine.
Mine alone.
And no husband.
Can we skip to the part where technology can accomplish those kind of births like amoeba or starfish?
Because men.
MEN ARE ANNOYING SPECIES THAT SHOULD BE PUT OFF FROM THIS EARTH.

I don't know why I'm being passive aggressive.
Must be some kind of bipolar disorder.