Friday 19 September 2014

Reasons Why I, Wan Nur Farhana Would Be A Bad Life Partner/ Lover / Spouse.

Look at this girl, she seems normal, right?
Well, guess again.

1. Can barely even remember to feed myself (out of short-memory loss or just plain laziness), let alone other people.

2. Too weird to function as a normal homo sapien.

3. May be a little bit too independent than normal women.

4. Philophobia, Gametophobia, Hypegiaphobia, Haphephobia, Antropophobia.

5. From number 4, which is easily called as phobia of commitment, falling in love, responsibility, being touched, human.

6. Will drag people into my web of darkness (in other words, COME TO THE DARK SIDE!! <--- In Darth Vader's voice)

7. Irregular habit of sleeping.

8. Pretty nocturnal when it comes to cleaning or any kind of house chores.

9. Very sloppy, shabby, and messy. Even for a teacher.

10. Non-existent fashion sense.

11. Negativity.

12. Isolative? Isolated? Loner.

13. Easily influenced by characters from series or books. (Okay, maybe just Will Graham from Hannibal. I can't help it, he insinuated himself into my head.)

14. Poor impulse control on mouth - to brain filter. 

15. Unhealthy over-dependent relationships with yaoi/ yuri mangas and animes. That crazy fangirl. Yeah.

16. Bipolar. Duh.

17. Depression. Again, duh.

18. Compulsive driver who might be a little impatient on the road.

So, yeah. 

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