So,untuk feed aku punya so-called loneliness I'll make a cute fanfic of Pi and Ryo-chan.
Pi was going to drive Ryo nuts. Presuming he wasn't
there already, given the years they've known each other.
"Ryo-chan! Ryo-chan! I'm hungry, but my mom
took my car to run errands!" Yamapi's whining voice came through clearly
over the phone. "Drive me? Ne? Won't you drive me?"
"Take the bus. No, even better, walk. You've
been getting a bit podgy recently."
"But Ryo-chan! That'll take too long, and I'm
hungry now~"
"Then cook something for yourself. Make that
famous omelette and toast you're so good at." Ryo suggested in a bored
tone. "Unfortunately for you, Pi, I am not your chauffeur, despite
evidence from past events."
Ryo could practically hear the pout on Yamapi's
lips. "But Ryo-chan! I wanted to eat with you! It's been so
long..." Pi trailed off as the sound of annoyed tapping fingers came over
the phone. A sigh escaped his own lips. "Ah, well, I guess I'll just call
up Jin. He's never refused me yet, especially when it comes to food."
Another sigh. "Aa~h, I do love the guy, but I've been meeting up with him
everyday these past few weeks! Just yesterday, he kept me up all night for
ero-ero things!"
Ryo nearly dropped his phone. "W-what?!"
He sputtered. It came out oddly squeaky.
"You know...his hip-rolling thing? The one he
practices every night? He made me watch him and give him pointers."
Yamapi's voice turned smug. "I guess he's finally realized who the better
dancer is! Ah, maybe tonight, I'll show him how to-"
"I'll be there in five minutes." Ryo
interrupted. "Be ready."
"Whoo-hoo! Lucky! Okay then, you're treating!
Seeya!" Yamapi hung up quickly before Ryo could change his mind.
Ryo let out a slightly exasperated sigh. Pi was
driving Ryo nuts, but as long as it was only Ryo, he would bear with it.
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